Men, man.

There are these two men I want in my life. Tim Walker and Yotam Ottolenghi. How joyous life would be! Surely I'd be surrounded by spaces nothing short of amazing, with beauty and surprises around every corner. And the food.... oh, the food.

Perhaps it is time to turn gay. And male. A gay male.

Tim Walker:

Ottolenghi:

Front and centre: woo me with the tarts with maringue spikes, lemon custard and passionfruit.